Fact or Fiction?

1. The summer of 1988 I spent in Innsbruck, Austria via the University of New Orleans Summer-a-Broad program: True
2. My roommate on that trip became one of my best friends: True
3. 1988 was not a good year for me fashion-wise and I was a what you'd call "dumpy": True
4. My best friend Shari looked like shit too so I don't feel too bad: True
5. I was the only Yankee on the trip and people said shit like "THE SOUTH'LL Ryyyyyyzz AGINNN and they weren't kidding: True
6. A fellow kid in the program, a weird kid named Robert asked me to go to the Jethro Tull Concert in some ancient outdoor abbey, 2.0 hours outside of Innsbruck, and I said "Ok.":True
7. We drank a bottle of Jagermeister on the bus, and I had never had it before: True
8. I have vague memories of the opening band before I spent the rest of the concert slumped over and sitting on a park bench, snot is running down my nose style and hearing them play Aqualung: "Sitting on a park bench, snot is running down his nose": True
9. I had just converted dollars to schillings that day and brought $500 US dollars worth of said schillings with me to the concert that night because I am a fucking stupid fuck face, and it either fell out of my top pocket while I was barfing behind the Port-O-Potty or I was rolled whilst I was barfing behind the Port-O-Potty, so therefore didn't spend a dime the rest of the trip and told my folks I got "shortchanged" at the bank: True
10. Robert insisted he "walk" me back to my room and tried to smooch me even though I was pushing him out the door, sobering up at that point, and had vomit down the front of my shirt: True
11. A few days later Robert came by our room and while he was fixing the window for us he sneezed and a booger came flying out of his nose in a long string hit one cheek and then whacked him on the other cheek and we grossed out but didn't say anything to him and just tried to pretend it didn't happen but everyone really knows what happened: True
12. I never saw Robert again: True
13. I never had Jagermeister again: False
14. I didn't have Jagermeister for ten more years: True
15. I never got sick on Jagermeister again: False
16. I fear Jagermeister: True
17. The taste of Jagermeister really does bum me out and make me remember the Summer -a- Broad program in a yucky cough syrupy way: True
18. I'm pretty much done with Jagermeister and will only have it if people badger me into it like Robert did in 1988 but only this time add Red Bull and me talking about the horrible time I had it in 1988: True
19. I can't say I've had a JagerBomb in at least 6 months: True
20. I'm really not an alcoholic, I just hang out with the kids because I look like one: %$#@&!!
21. I knew that Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull was gay in 1988: False
22. Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull knew he was gay in 1988: True
23. I was completely surprised when I learned a few years ago that Ian Anderson, the lead singer of Jethro Tull was gay: False