Tuesday, June 06, 2006

How to Remove Old Lady Smell

Close the door to your office.

Yeah, I have an office, so what? Sure, I share it with some cleaning supplies and I sit on an old mop bucket, so what?

The old lady smell is on the other side of this here door. So now I can eat lunch, and then I read the following headline

Baby's Third Arm Removed

Can a girl catch a fucking break?

3 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Well, there goes that baby's future job as a turnstile

anne altman said...

he was so close to octopus too. now he's back to 6 arms short...

Carolyn said...

I know girl - that baby is killing me! It reminds me too much of the nurse from South Park.