Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Eau de Old Lady

If I make it to be an old lady, is it my unavoidable destiny to buy and wear disgusting old lady perfume or does the stuff just start to seep out of your pores?

We've got two old ladies in the office today helping us, and well, I was just beginning to love my nose hairs until they were seared off.

Punching old ladies isn't nice, right?

6 comments:

whipcreamy said...

you know, we have guys who work here and wear the worst cologne. mom finally had to tell them all that she was allergic to cologne. you should tell the ladies that you are allergic. i mean, burnt nose hairs is no good!

newbluebaby said...

I'd take the smell over ye olde lady goatee anyday.

anne altman said...

'tis true. the fur that "flies in the face" of the old lady is never pretty.

matt said...

Old ladies can only be punched by other old ladies. And even in that case, it is still frowned upon.

geeksters said...

At least you now you don't have to buy that electric nose-hair trimmer.

anne altman said...

true, they were getting unruly. even for my standards.