Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Man Behind the Yellow Rubber Bracelet


An independent investigation has cleared Lance Armstrong of doping.

No word on whether he'll also be cleared of charges that he's a tool. It's doubtful.

7 comments:

Elizabeth said...

amen, sista!

maybe now that the majority of the u.s. have realized that the president is [insert lots of bad adjectives and nouns--i don't have time], their eyes will also be opened to the toolness on which lance rides.

whipcreamy said...

i have to admit...i have hated him for a while. but here are three reasons to like him more. 1. he left sheryl crowe 2. he probably wastes less oil then the rest of us 3. he's an atheist.

i hate the bracelet too though.

anne altman said...

Two very different yet unlikeable fellows. They do share the endearing qualites of always being right, defensiveness, and being a sore loser.

But since one of them is "'Winning' the war on 'terror'" and the other one has one the battle of nut cancer and every Tour De France since the beginning of France then I guess we'll never see that sore side.

newbluebaby said...

I prefer Stretch Armstrong.

anne altman said...

you ever try and see how far Stretch would stretch? there was always the legend that if you stretched far enough, red jelly goo would come out. suburban legend?

matt said...

Suburban rhythm?

Elizabeth said...

yeah, he broke up with her when she got cancer. that's so mid-90s newt.