Who's going to the game tonite?
Oh, that's right, I am.
But don't feel too bad about it, because I paid like 7 thousand billion dollars for the tickets, and no doubt my seat will be shit. It's Yankee Stadium, afterall. Home of the Dicks.
There will be one clever thing on the Things Anne Has Not Done Before List, which is we're taking a friggin' boat to the park instead of the subway. A cruise. To the Bronx! And I'm going to fall in love with some other Red Sox fan from steerage class and we're gonna make out and stuff and, then it gets tragic because we hit an iceberg so I'm going to fling my necklace off the ship and not get into the rescue boat when he wants me to and there'll be a long chase scene avoiding the water when the ship really starts to go under. Then everybody dies but me. Oh, and the Red Sox win.
BOOOOYYAAAAAAAAA!
(Though if Jeter doesn't play tonite, I'll be bummed, because his ass is the best thing about the Yankees)
GO SOX
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you bet your ASS, Jeter's ASS is the best thing! That's cuz his birthday is the same as mine. So sorry, we June 26'ers have hot ASSES! :P
I agree. He's an ass.
Well ... at least you will fall in love.
The only ass in tonight's game is the Red Sox ... and it's being kicked.
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I'M OK.
i love your map thing....except you need more representation from africa and the middle east. who is writing from brazil? i know how to say i love fayshuada.
how did you deal last night, anne? npr even mentioned the score this morning. i sorta want write in and say "we in dc don't care that the yankees are now in first place." i support your love of the sox, anne, because you are dedicated, but i've had it up to here (hand is high) with people thinking that those outside the new england/new york area give a shit about the yankees and red sox. there is more to baseball than their rivalry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Liz,
THAT'S CUTE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
yeah, though I could have gone without that score being announced in public
We don't care about the Sox and Yanks in Baltimore as much as we like breaking the thumbs of super-star shortstops who could break Cal's records.
And 'roids. We can't get enough of them down here.
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