Friday, November 03, 2006

Onions Give You Onion Breath


For reals. I've got it right now, so I know what I'm talking about. My advice: Don't eat onions unless you don't mind your own onion breath or annoying anyone with whom you come in contact. I once had a boyfriend with horrendous breath. I used to make him eat onions, as a nice respite for me. It didn't last long. The sweet smell of onion breath or the relationship. Whatevs.

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