No more clambakes, lobster, tunafish sandwiches for us in less than fifty years. Yes, the title of this article is SEAFOOD FACES COLLAPSE BY 2048. It's all I need to read to know that it's true, even though I read the depressing thing. The past 6 years have revealed a plethora of critics who would like to believe that articles like these are alarmist, fake environmental news stories generated by "Liberals" who hate gasoline or some shit like that. Why would someone write something like this (which is backed up by scientific research) unless it is true? Where is the conspiracy? Is it really the lobster vying for his life who is doing the talking here? Of course, all those folks who hate fish because it tastes fishy aren't bummed about this news.
3 comments:
Go Veg!
please. in no time we'll have over-vegged.
we're a-holes.
example: all you can eat salad bar
Who are you calling a seafood face?
Seriously, I had to reread that headline four times. Must be mercury poisoning.
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