Sometimes I get sad because I don't have (and never have had) a chummy relationship with a single drugstore pharmacist in all of my years anywhere. Where are all of those smiling laughing ones on t.v. who pat you on the shoulder with a warm smile, explain a lot of shit, ask you if you have any questions, and sincerely act like they give a shit about your old broken ass? Please.
I'd make a great pharmacist.
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Could you imagine selling Viagra to old men? It would drive me insane knowing someone's grandfather is getting more action than me. It creeps me out just thinking about it.
You don't have a pharmacist friend? Dude, I feel sorry for you.
The pain relief alone makes me seek one out.
Doc
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