Knock-Knock Jokes with a Tool

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alpha.
Alpha who?
Alpha Romeo can't believe you don't remember it...

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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't ask you about my Alpha Romeo?
Yeah, but you did. A bunch of times.
Want to get together this week for another drink?
Uh, I'm good. Thanks.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
I'm a tool.
I know.