Monday, March 20, 2006

Until Recently The Bride Worked

Investment bankers have bad breath. They do. If they didn't, I'd marry one. Why? Because I'm single, I'm old, I'm tired, and I don't feel like working anymore. But one thing lies in front of the gravy train. The dragon breath. I just can't deal with the breath. Can't. Deal. So rather than deal, I hereby resign myself to a short life of cutting coupons and eating cat food.

Principles, people. Principles.

7 comments:

whipcreamy said...

but the cat food will give you bad breath...

Jake-Up said...

oh man. I ate gerbil food once. It was terrible.

Also, tell your sister's friend's im still available and not dead.

jake.

Sharon Shiner said...

I knew an investment banker with a small penis. His breath was ok though.

anne altman said...

yeah, but he had a skidmark problem...

newbluebaby said...

I think askinstoo is a spammer. A spammer with bad breath no doubt.

Elizabeth said...

do we know who new blue baby is yet? anne thought he/she was my friend.

jake from mortified? were you almost dead?

askinstoo left the same msg on my blog, only marked himself (surely it's a he) "anonymous". tsk tsk tsk, get off our blogs!

newbluebaby said...

I thought everyone knew who I was. I'm looking right at you! DUH!