Monday, March 12, 2007

Bringing Up Masshole

When I was a kid, there was a song we used to sing called Gum, Gum, Gum. Basically an Early American example of your starter Your Mother Joke. Or a Yawhh Muthahh Joke, if you will. Imagine it with the proper Boston accent for maximum effect; it's really quite beautiful.

Gum, gum, gum!
Stick it up yah bum, bum, bum
Give it to yah mum, mum, mum
She'll say, Yum, yum, yum!

~fin

2 comments:

Chris Battle said...

How about Ain't Your Momma Pretty?

Ain't your momma pretty
She got meatballs for her titties
Spaghetti and Eggs
Inbetween her legs


...and I forget the rest.

anne altman said...

thank goodness you did, chris. thank goodness you did.

hahaha
that's a good one.