Tuesday, March 13, 2007

From Baghdad to Rehab?

We've got innocent troops being killed and maimed left and right over there and Pace is concerned that if a gay soldier gets a glimpse of his ding dong in the showers he's going to want to take a bite of it? Doubtful, General. Doubtful. So, let me get this straight: War is moral. Dude-on-dude love is immoral. As is broad-on-broad love. Unless, of course, they're hot, and you've got the bootleg DVD of Cagney & Stacy to prove it, right General? Then it's ok? I'm so confused. I should be taking notes.

What a fag.

I'm sorry, I apologize for that.

See you in rehab.

2 comments:

Elizabeth said...

you'd think someone who believes such things would welcome gays into the military. you know, now that we are losing a war and people are dying. more gays in the military=more dead gays. right, pace?

ass.

Valerie said...

WE'RE HERE...WE'RE QUEER!

Make love not war!