Simply because I don't want to limit your choice of stores. Tiffany, The Apple Store, Bergdorf's, Home Depot--the world's your oyster when it comes to gifts for me, people, so knock yourselves out and have fun! Happy shopping*!
*Seriously, you buy me a piece of crap present and I"ll be pissed.
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WHEN IS YOUR BDAY, TARD MONKEY? I AM GETTING YOU A VAT OF BLUE CHEESE. Yes!
You're registered at Juicy, right? I have a pair of booty shorts with your name on them. Well, if your name is Juicy, that is.
make things easy on yourselves and get me that mercedes you've always wanted to buy. me. and not just any mercedes, you know, a wicked nice one.
"juicy" and "ass" are incongurous and unpalatable terms as far as i'm concerned.
I always thought it was referring to the gyne, but yeah ass shouldn't make sense. I was thinking of creating an offshoot line called Yeasty. Any investors?
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