Here's a real conversation I had at a bar with a perfect stranger a few months ago. Matt Sears was so inspired by it that he has kindly transcribed/condensed the conversation into screenplay form for your convenience. Enjoy.
GUY AT BAR: So, what do you do for a living?
ANNE'S FRIEND: I'm a Graphic Designer
ANNE (excited): Yeah! She can Photoshop a cock on your face if you want!
GUY AT BAR: Why would I want a cock Photoshopped in my mouth?
ANNE: Whoa. No. I didn't say mouth. That's gay. Yowzer.
1 comment:
OMG! That is funny! Druken conversations are the best....especially if you can remember them the next day.
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