Friday, February 08, 2008

Did You Know?


Before you start salivating over this short rib, you need to know one thing:


It's fake.


I found it on fake-foods.com while searching for faux food products. Why?


Well, today at lunch, I discovered that those over-stuffed sandwiches that they have on display at Subway are fakes. True story. I pulled the cover off of the thing and poked at it. Plastic lettuce, plastic meat, plastic olives. Makes sense, how could that stacked up meat parade stay so fresh all day long? Fake sandwich.





I want one.

4 comments:

GLITTERGIRL said...

amy sedaris collects fake food displays! she has for years and i've heard she has an amazing collection.

i was on vacation i amish country and they had a fake apple pie with instructions to not eat, for display purposed only.

why was i suddenly filled with the urge to eat a plastic pie?

anne altman said...

less calories?

newbluebaby said...

Stop poking around.

Scott Armstrong said...

You didn't know that was a fake sandwich? Good Lord.