I hope you're all out there enjoying yourselves and whatnot that people do on this day, I honestly can't be bothered anymore. I seem to remember something about love or some shit? Not sure, memory fuzzy. Doodle celebrated Valentine's Day early by taking a dump comprised of 4 or 5 rock hard nuggets in the corner of my bedroom and spent the rest of the night hiding under the chair in shame.

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3 comments:
I laughed out loud
a this post
thank you!
=)
I also hide under the chair when I do that.
Sorry, I sent a vintage e card instead. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
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