Monday, April 13, 2009

Facebook Fury

I have the right to de-Friend you based on your lame status updates. 

Unacceptable:

"Sally" enjoyed eating her leftover __(enter food product here)_ for dinner, and _(enter food product here)__ for dessert.

Acceptable:

Sally enjoyed eating her leftover cock for dinner and balls for dessert. 
Sally enjoyed eating her leftover grandfather for dinner and baby for dessert. 
Sally enjoyed eating her leftover SHUTTHEFUCKUP&KEEPIT2URSELFSALLY for dinner and SERIOUSLYGETALIFEORIWILLKILLYOU for dessert. 


An e-friend has just been deleted from my e-life; say a prayer for that person and their great loss. 

2 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

e-wrath.

Del-V said...

Is that why you de-friended me? Sorry. I will try harder.