Thursday, May 07, 2009

Did You Know: Miss California USA Carrie Prejean

Is a bright-eyed, homo-fearing, bony, orange, slutty slutty bing bang with big teeth n' titties ahead of her.

The End

PS mustaches=gay: obvs

4 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Wait... are you telling me all guys with mustaches AREN'T gay???!!

Creepy said...

Love how "failure to disclose semi-nude photos is grounds for disqualification from the contest" but homophobia isn't.

anne altman said...

you're both gay!

go kill yourselves.

but first, GET A SPRAY TAN!

Micgar said...

that's the flattest ass ever too!