Monday, May 18, 2009

Unattractive Slacks Make the Woman

My colleague told me to donate the slacks I'm wearing to the Salvation Army. Unless, of course, I want to spirit 18 honey hams out of a deli undetected.

This leaves me one pair of pants left in the closet.

2 comments:

love, jenn said...

Your co-worker bites my ass. Ham is delicious and s/he sucks.

anne altman said...

i think she's trying to be my friend: these pants are damn ugly.