Thursday, November 02, 2006

How To Get an Upgrade to First Class Without Blowing Anyone

I'm mainly a Jet-Bluer, and it being a communist airline, there ain't no first class. Or, we're all first class. Depending on how you look at it. But for those of you who have the time and money to fly other airlines willy nilly, be silly and read all about it.

6 comments:

Berry said...

Sounds complicated. It's probably easier to blow someone.

Carolyn said...

I took first class once to Holland - we bought the upgrade with our miles. It was the most amazing experience of my life. They tossed our salad!

No, really - like in a bowl, with lettuce. {sigh}

Creepy said...

Does that make you a member of the 'Mile High Club' Carolyn?

Some Guy said...

My brother has had quite a bit of success with the first option (asking nicely). I'll bet it works for him 50% of the time. Of course, it may have something to do with his 17" penis and breath that smells like lingonberries. You never know...

Just Dave said...

I fly a lot. I get upgraded a lot. BFD. The only time it really is a big deal is on flights over 3 hours. Then, the extra space for my fat ass is nice, not to mention the sumptious meals (ha).

Dale said...

Dave's right, it only matters on the longer flights. Cause we don't want his fat ass back here in coach.