Friday, January 12, 2007

It's a Fact, Jack

I have seen two women with sporting surgical face lifts in the past two days. (One on Antiques Roadshow Hawaii, and the other in lobby of my office building).

Quiz:

A poorly done facelift that stretches the skin tautly across the skull like the hide of a gazelle on a drum is more unfortunate for:

  1. The patient
  2. The public

3 comments:

newbluebaby said...

B) Public


And you can put guys with hair pieces in there too. Just awfuly embarassing to see.

anne altman said...

a form of assault

Just Dave said...

The public for sure. Joan Rivers ambushing me from the television gives me bad dreams and dyspepsia. Not to mention Phyllis Diller.