Marketing Guy #1: We gotta move more stickup thingies. Sales are down.
Marketing Guy #2: Down?
Marketing Guy #3: Yeah. People don't just stick up a stick up in a dirty room and call it clean anymore. They're actually cleaning.
Marketing Guy #2: Actually cleaning?
Marketing Guy #3: Hmm. But how well are they cleaning. Frat boys may have graduated from college, but let's face it, they're doing a cursory job.
Marketing Guy#2: Cursory?
Marketing Guy #3: How about we stick a stickup to the end of a broom so they feel like they're doing a great job?
Marketing Guy #2: So...if I guy is using a broom to clean up a pile of puke it smells like flowers?
Marketing Guy #1 & #3: Pretty much.
Marketing Guy #2: Meeting adjourned? Who's hungry for lunch? I'm thinking Quiznos.
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