- I bought a $10 box in a Super Bowl pool today. I hope that the winnings won't change me too much. I will most likely hire some broad to clean my house, but I won't go buying planes and stuff.
- I used a plastic fork today on my salad that was really defective, but I was too busy/lazy/disinterested to get a sturdier version from the pantry, so I used it anyway. It was less a fork and more a stabbing instrument.
Monday, January 28, 2008
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Sad but true - I would like to admit that "stabbing instrument" and the phrase preceding made me laugh out loud. Sorry, it did.
It sounds like eating a salad with some sort of prison shiv.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. WA.
Two prongs don't make a bite. SP.
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