Thursday, February 21, 2008

So You Say You Want to Kill and Dismember Your Wife

So you strangle her and cut her up in a machine shop. Assuming you don't want to be caught for this crime, where, do you think, is a good place to hide her torso?

  1. In a fresh chopped grill feast for your dog
  2. In Liza Minelli's pants
  3. In a container in your garage

3 comments:

Creepy said...

Caption to the photo in the article:
"Damn, I was sure they'd never look in my garage."

Scarlet said...

Or, kill her, put the body in a drum, leave it in your garage and host parties around it!!

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23209940-2862,00.html


My hometown is sooo nice!

Carolyn said...

I totally would have picked Minelli's pants.