Monday, June 15, 2009

Doodle Says Give the Creep 158 Years

...Or Tyler Hayes Weinman will be murdering broads in no time. You can't rehabilitate someone with crossed wires like that. He's simply unrepairable. For example, if you bought a brand-new Tyler Hayes Weinman at Best Buy and didn't realize until you got him home just how incredibly fucked up he was, they wouldn't even bother re-directing you to the manufacturer when you brought him back. They'd just toss him in the garbage and give you store credit. Or better yet, a refund.

4 comments:

Just Dave said...

You are on the right track. Almost all serial killers, especially those that torture their victims, started out with small animals before working their way up to the big leagues. It's one of the first thing FBI profilers look for in a suspect.

teri said...

"158 years"


I totally agree.

he was probably on his way to becoming a human serial killer so hopefully they stopped him in his tracks.

teri said...

me and Dave think alike.

Creepy said...

Sadly he won't get close to that (assuming he is guilty and found guilty). I agree with you that it wouldn't be a huge leap for someone as twisted as this to move on to crimes deemed more heinous. Remove him from society for everyone's sake. Or feed him to lions.