I won ten bucks.
Suckers, I would have done it for $5. For the entire 30 seconds I didn't inhale. But at the end, I gave it a micro whiff and...nothing. Just rubber, folks. He told me today the socks were clean, and I believe him. But the issue is this: I wouldn't matter; that money was to be mine, rain or shine.
And yet, I can tell you this: I would need more than a couple hundies like most of y'all to sniff the chair in the latest Two Can Anne Poll:
Your Disgusting Co-Worker Grunts, Farts, Hacks, Picks, Flicks, Drips, Sneezes, Coughs, Groans, Spits and Licks. How Much to Sniff His Desk Chair?
A Million: 3 (16%)
$500,000: 0 (0%)
$5,000-$20,000: 2 (11%)
About $1000: 1 (5%)
A Couple Hundies: 5 (27%)
$60 or That Cigarette Behind Your Ear: 3 (16%)
Nothin': 2 (11%)
Are You Guys Talking About Me?: 2 (11%)
Suckers, I would have done it for $5. For the entire 30 seconds I didn't inhale. But at the end, I gave it a micro whiff and...nothing. Just rubber, folks. He told me today the socks were clean, and I believe him. But the issue is this: I wouldn't matter; that money was to be mine, rain or shine.
And yet, I can tell you this: I would need more than a couple hundies like most of y'all to sniff the chair in the latest Two Can Anne Poll:
Your Disgusting Co-Worker Grunts, Farts, Hacks, Picks, Flicks, Drips, Sneezes, Coughs, Groans, Spits and Licks. How Much to Sniff His Desk Chair?
A Million: 3 (16%)
$500,000: 0 (0%)
$5,000-$20,000: 2 (11%)
About $1000: 1 (5%)
A Couple Hundies: 5 (27%)
$60 or That Cigarette Behind Your Ear: 3 (16%)
Nothin': 2 (11%)
Are You Guys Talking About Me?: 2 (11%)
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