Saturday, June 10, 2006

The Cable Guy Just Called Me Mami

Should I be comfortable with that?

Then, after he fixed my bedroom's cablebox, he gave me a hug. In my bedroom.

Should I be comfortable with that?

He's still not done fixing the living room t.v., and the digital phone is broken.

This means a few more hours of Mamis and hugs?

Or worse?

By the time he's out of here, I'm going to have a little cable boy running about in 9 months?

DAMN YOU, TIME WARNER CABLE!

13 comments:

Unknown said...

Well damn, is he cute or sexy at least?

otherwise, skip the lil cable guy part.

Ike said...

At least he wasn't patting you on your behind saying "Who's your Daddy?" How'd you find my blog? I love yours.

anne altman said...

thanks, justsomeguy! i suppose i was blog-cruising?

what i do in my spare time when i'm not paralyzed by fear.

Max Tesatora said...

I wish I was yer cable guy! BTW--Do you watch Blue Collar Comedy or whatever it's called? That shit is funny!!

matt said...

I knew a girl who had the cable guy over and upon leaving he freaked her out by saying, "You're a very sexy girl and I want you to know that I've been looking up your dress all morning."

They should focus more on digital cable and less on home invasion/rape.

Maulleigh said...

At my old building, my super fell in love with me. Actually, one did: he left me roses at my door. I think he was fired or deported back to chezoslovakia. Another super fixed something and then JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE THE APARTMENT. I didn't know how to get rid of him!! Finally, he touched me and I think I told him to leave.

anne altman said...

i'll say. i just called to report him, and the broad at Time Warner Cable said, "Why didn't you call us when this happened? Why are you calling now?"

BECAUSE I DIDN'T AND I'M CALLING NOW BECAUSE I AM.

newbluebaby said...

Many cases of hugging cable installers go unreported because the victims feel shame and embarrassment. They think it is their fault. Most of the time, it is.

anne altman said...

it was my fault. i was too friendly.

from now on, i'm turning over a new leaf.

a mean, nasty, unapproachable leaf.

Elizabeth said...

why did the twc girl also ask you: "well, were you wearing something provocative?" while she was busy questioning the timeliness of your call?

newbluebaby said...

You were home at the time. You were asking for it.

Elizabeth said...

everyone knows cable is for whores.

anne altman said...

let's just say that considering the state i was in when i opened the door? this guy has low standards.

but yes, TWC was questioning the victim's credibility.

not nice.