Friday, June 23, 2006

I Am Waging a Violent Holy War Against the Office Cafeteria


They removed the Charleston Chew bin from the point of sale area at the checkout counter!

My only guess is because sales were lacking?

BOO! BOO TO YOU, OFFICE CAFETERIA!

CHARLESTON CHEWS ARE UNDERRATED AND TOTALLY FANTASTIC!

Especially when frozen.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(the sound of violent holy war being waged in my mind)

16 comments:

Bumpkyn said...

I agree, I would love getting them and sticking them in the freezer for a few hours--nothing beats a frozen charleston...except maybe a now and later---LOVED THEM!

anne altman said...

now n' later: name coined to suggest you could eat some now and then put the sticky p.o.s. on your nighstand for eating later?


p.o.s: piece of shit

i tried liking those.
it didn't work.

@alyssa ettinger said...

i loved the flavored charleston chews... but i did really love a marathon bar.

Jen said...

this blog is hilarious
I'm linking you!

How about linking me back?
Give it some thought

=)

Casual Slack

anne altman said...

thanks yours too-- and consider yourself linked, lady! ;)

Creepy said...

Ohhhh, the giant sized Charlestons, left in the freezer. Did it get ANY better than that???

AL RULES said...

you people are all simply retarded. kitkats are and will always be the greatest candy bar in existance. i had a tongue-gasm the first time i every ate one. i was 4 and never really understood the feelings my tongue was having. my tongue became a man that day so many years ago.

ps... i had my first bowl of kitkat ice cream today. it was the first time i have ever experience multiple tongue-gasms...

AL RULES said...

ps... you have been linked. how does that feel?

Peter Matthes said...

The marathon bar is now made in England, and it is called a Curly Wurly.

It is also good when frozen.

I like Charleston Chews a tiny bit better.

anne altman said...

it feels link-a-licious, bitch!


oh, al. you're sick. awesome.

Unknown said...

I thought I made up the bit about putting the damn Charleston Chew in the freezer?

I am so depressed now.

@alyssa ettinger said...

sigh, i remember when candy bars were 7 cents. though, by the time marathon's and charleston chews came around, they were 12 cents. or 25 cents.

anne altman said...

charleston chews are too chewy if not chilled.

same with babies. i'll never eat a room tempature baby.

Brandy For Sale. said...

I LOVE Charleston Chews, especially when frozen!! I found a motherload (lode?) of them in a random 99 cent store and bought a bunch. Thye just ran out. Sad.

Bumpkyn said...

I LOVE Curly Wurly's. I have them in my freezer, as I type I'm thinking about running over to the freezer and chomping away on one. Thanks for the reminder!!

KleoPatra said...

Frozen Charleston Chews. It doesn't get better than that. I have a box of minis in my freezer now. Yum. They won't last long. LOVE your taste in candy, Anne Altman.

I was also a Marathon fanatic. Loved the braid. So trendy, so feminine, so tasty.