I'm not a morning person. 30% of the people I saw on my walk to work today were so hideous looking, that I seriously thought their presence must have been a joke.
The bright side: I considered punching not one person.
I did, however visualize kicking. It's less personal than punching, and there's less mess. Not kicking in the head, or in the abdomen, but a swift blow to the victim's knees, perhaps a side kick. A swift kick to jettison them over and out of my space.
There was a lot of kick visualizing this morning. It's my new thing.
5 comments:
I'm sorry - I'm gonna have to give you a yellow card.
you know, i never understood the non-morning people....and anne...you are definately a morning person. you...the one who wakes me up on saturday morning at 8am and hits me with a pillow...get up! you don't have a brother! then you turn on that stupid musical animal toy. so you know you are a morning person.
whipcreamy, because i'm more of a morning person compared to you does not make me a morning person.
i'm not the one who wants to kick people in the morning...i'm the type who wants to hug everyone good morning!
oh good grief
Post a Comment