Monday, June 12, 2006

Let's Talk Nilla Wafers


  1. First of all, eeeeeew.
  2. Second of all, they're called "Nilla" wafers, but most people call them Vanilla Wafers anyway
  3. There is no vanilla in Nilla Wafers
  4. Nor is there any nilla in Nilla Wafers
  5. There is no such thing as a Vanilla Envelope
  6. Nilla wafers are gross because they are cheap, dry, and don't contain the one ingredient they're named after
  7. They are gross. Did I mention this?
  8. Thanks
  9. Bye

11 comments:

matt said...

They're suprisingly good when stale, though.

anne altman said...

you think? cause I disagree. even as a kid i couldn't stomach 'em.

i could never taste the REAL.

newbluebaby said...

Heeeeeyyyyyy... I like the Nilla! Although I don't think I've had them since I was a kid. I like Wheat Thins. And babies. Babies are delicious too.

anne altman said...

you like nilla wafers cause you've got some nilla gene in common.

wheat thins are good. even a glass-eyed woman will attest to that.

Maulleigh said...

I think I've called it a Vanilla envelope at least once in my life; and those Nilla wafers are tasty.

Lauren K said...

I'm pretty sure they're always stale.

Chris Battle said...

Be sure to offer some to any attacker as dessert after they've finished their peanut-butter pita.

Unknown said...

Hey..without those friggin Nilla wafers..we wouldn't have banana pudding lined with the lil suckers..they have a purpose..suck it up and deal.

Dreamlover said...

I totally thought they were vanilla, haha

whipcreamy said...

i dont know WHAT your talking about...nillas are the best cookies since shredded coconut!

anne altman said...

seriously, nilla wafers are wrong. and i need to know who is eating them.