Tuesday, June 06, 2006

No She Didn't


My friend had a gorgeous, good lookin' apple on her desk, and I told her so. Then she offered it to me.

Why?

"I'm too lazy to eat apples."

She will only drink her apples. Apple eating is for peasants.

6 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Next time say she has delicious looking fingers.

anne altman said...

lady fingers

geeksters said...

Apple eating is hard work. Caramel apple eating is even trickier.

Fargrave said...

You took it didn't you? Fess up!

whipcreamy said...

but apple eating can also substitute for teeth brushing....would that be considered lazy?

anne altman said...

lazy is brushing your teeth with a popsicle.