Sunday, June 04, 2006

The Sofa Has Been Cleaned of Cat Hair

That's right. It's something I've been threatening to do for years. I don't want to brag, but I finished in less than 3 hours.

By licking it.

The vacuum just doesn't have sucking power that it used to. It blows. Like, it really blows. Blows dust everywhere. I'm considering throwing it away. It can have broken sex with my refrigerator at Freshkills.

In the process, I found one ballpoint pen and 35 cents.

While you ponder that, ponder this:

Genesis: Good
Phil Collins: Bad

5 comments:

Fargrave said...

Excellent technique! I personally wait for visitors to sit and take the hair with them when they leave.

Great blogs. Very funny.

anne altman said...

Thank you, fargrave.

Would you like a bag of hair to take with you?

geeksters said...

One ballpoint pen, 35 cents, and a giant hairball.

matt said...

I just use masking tape. Works like a charm.

whipcreamy said...

my lint brush (the sticky 3M kind) runs out after one roll. that's how much hair my cats have. just one roll and i have to use a new sticky. i dont think i have your toungue anne, so any other ideas?