Saturday, April 08, 2006

Jack LaLanne's Wife's Name Is Elaine


Jack and Elaine La Lanne. Try saying that 3 times fast while your ass is online ordering Jack and Elaine La Lanne's incredible new Power Juicer Deluxe 3000! You don't even have to take the friggin' rind of the melon before you throw it in there! You don't want to lose the rind, the rind is packed with vitamin rich nutrients! Two payments of $49.95 and a Money Back Guarantee! Jack and Elaine La Lanne! Jack and Elaine La Lanne! Jack and Elaine La Lanne!

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