Obscenities Before Coffee

I got a nice comment this morning from First-Giant-Cock, who said "Click here for uncensored photos and videos!" The name Giant-Cock must have been taken, and who wants to be Second-Giant-Cock? Nobody. I haven't even woken up yet. Fellas, you're fooling yourselves. In real life (as opposed to porn life) no lady wants to see a giant cock first thing in the morning--I supsect not even on her honeymoon--so put it away, or stick it in the freezer. Good grief. Thanks. Bye.