P.S. I'm Screwed

Dating is AWESOME! Especially at my age. I've been dating for about twenty years, and I just can't get enough of it! Especially, especially online dating. Even better! Bringggggggg ittttttttt onnnnnnn!

I got an email from some 48 year old douche in Rhode Island today who wrote something to the effect of "Blah blah blah I'm a plain clothes street yogi" or some crap like that, which I gather means that the guy does yoga.

In Rhode Island.

I'm not intrigued.

Then, in another, immediately sequential email, he goes on to write in the subject line:

PS

and in the body:

I'm bi

Me: No Shit

Why, oh why?

Why?

Why??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????