Monday, January 29, 2007

Doodle Demands Credit Where Credit is Due

Hey, MSNBC lady? Cheryl Hurd, or whatever your name is? The mountain lion that gnawed on that dude last week was a female. Ok? A female. So stop saying that "They found the lion responsible and shot and killed him." It's bad enough she was snuffed out just trying to get some lunch, and you add insult to injury when you slight us, her fellow female feline huntresses with the claim that it was a dude lion. So, get your facts straight and your shit together please, or I'll feast on your grill. It won't be much of a fight or a meal, but it could the edge off before my afternoon snack. Thanks.

-Doodle

2 comments:

Elizabeth said...

yeah, don't you LOVE that they just start killing all the mountain lions they see, innocent or "guilty" (guilty of surviving, guilty of being pissed when her territory is invaded)?

Just Dave said...

That pisses me off. People hike in areas where there are mountain lions but don't bother to learn what you are supposed to do if stalked or attacked. Then they whack every lion in sight, like liz said. Maybe they should do that whenever there is a mugging. Hey, those 32 guys look like muggers, let's whack 'em just to be sure.