Hats Off to Cha Cha

I know cool people and sometimes they get written up in the Post and it's not always because they were arrested. Sometimes it's because they create beautiful things or do cool stuff and don't get arrested. Cha Cha of Cha Cha's House of Ill Repute is a perfect example.

Let's say you're Ashlee Simpson, and you're on the cover of this teen magazine and inside there is this whole photo shoot and a 3-page spread with you and a bunch of fat kids jumping around and you're all wearing T-shirts emblazoned with catchy positive body image slogans, and you're waxing on about how you should love yourself for who you are, flaws n' all.

But then you go and have your hook nose whacked off, and while you're at it you have your Mac the Knife chin removed as well. Then you go on vacation or bury yourself in the studio (ie: convalesce). To whom do you turn to find the perfect smokin' chapeau to showcase the "perfect" and ubiquitous Dr. 90210 work you had done which you deny you had?

Well, if you're lucky, you have heard of Cha Cha. Her hats will make even the ugliest person hot:

Cha Cha's hot fedora is bottom right, I can see it from here, the heat is burning my eyes.