Will Jimmy make you fat? Yes. Will Doodle make you fat? Yes. Is that bad news? Maybe.
But the good news is that other studies confirm that pets are therapeutic so...sure, you're fat, BUT, you have Jimmy/Doodle. Ergo, you are happy.
Let me write out the equation for you:
But the good news is that other studies confirm that pets are therapeutic so...sure, you're fat, BUT, you have Jimmy/Doodle. Ergo, you are happy.
Let me write out the equation for you:
Jimmy/Doodle + You=Fat+happy.
A much better statistic than:
Jimmy x 0 + Doodle x 0 + You= Skinny + sad.
Get it?
Oh, good. I get it too, so I guess that means I'm a good math teacher, and that's amazing, because let me tell you something, I've always been terrible at math. Which is why I'm not a banker, which is why I'm broke as a joke on coke. So, in other words, I suck.
Let's have another look at Jimmy, shall we? Jimmy likes laces. Jimmy likes to shake hands.
Okay, okay, and we'll throw a picture of Doodle in here just so she doesn't get an additional complex to complicate my life:
Awwww. Thumbs up to pets and the inevitable obesity they bring. :) Buy velcro sneakers now, and prepare for the expansion.
5 comments:
Jimmy is way too cute
I am blind now..
thanks
i won't take offense to that comment.
-doodle
ps: even if it was about a dog, of all creatures...i mean, please.
pps: a dog? a dog?!! they eat their own turds.
They also eat cat turds.
ack!! you did it, you posted more cuteness!! That dog is cute and well mannered! But Doodle has a point about the whole poop eating thing.
I'm supposed to get rid of my dog because some Finn says I'll get fat?I think I'll wait for the Icelandic counter-study that says pets make you skinny. It's bound to follow.
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