Friday, September 14, 2007

He'd Like a More Comfortable Prison, Please

If a dude offers you a drink of vodka in the woods to mourn his dead dog, don't do it. Sounds like a lame line, right? Well. It might surprise you how many people did and ended up in a sewer pit.

Sort of like the lame line, "Can I get a dollar to get home? Can somebody just gimme a dollar to get myself home?" from the dude in a sportscoat and baseball hat with the gym bag blocking the stairwell of the subway every other evening or so. When you don't oblige, he berates you. "Oh, you can't spare a dollar for a poor guy trying to get home." Tonight a Wall Streeter called him on it, finally. "Stuck again, huh?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Killing people just so he could finish filling out all the squares on his chessboard? How OCD of him.