Douche of the Week: A New Series

The title of this post is lame, and I apologize for that. Admittedly it's a little bit of a cop out. Is it really specific enough to garner any interest? It's also a tad misleading, as Douche of the Week could mean a huge couple of douches from last week (including but not limited to the Director of Catered Events at City Crab)I mean, which week are we talking about? And there were like 5 major douchebags just today, so, what does that mean other than making the Douche of the Week a tough call. I simply don't know.

Anyway, when I have my wits about me, I'll explain my week and the stuff that happened to me. It's full of so many douches you're going to roll your eyes right out of your heads. So, so many douches.

Peace.