I'm Bummed Julia Roberts' Maternity Leave is Over

'Twas so nice to be out of the glare of those overexposed chompers for a while. Didn't it burn? Oh, how it burned. But now Julia wants you to know that she's back, all up in our grill, with her grill, all the damn time. Please, Julia, would you get back in your hole? Don't you have enough whatevers that you can't take a permanent powder? What are you looking for, anyway, Adoration? It's impossible for us to be more in love with you than you are. Unless, of course, you're willing to spin your head around Exorcist style for us. That, I think, the public would like to see. Gotta love the Go Fug Yourself girls.