I used the word "turgid" in a conversation the other day. Entirely seriously. When discussing with a colleauge just how soft the radishes were on the crudite platter:
"Yeah, they're bad. But with a few cuts of the knife on the bottom here, toss 'em into a bowl of water and keep 'em in the fridge a few hours? Totally turgid again and good as new."
"What? Turgid?"
"Fuck off."
6 comments:
I wake up every morning turgid.
I use mine.
Wow! You East Coast gals is crazy!
My Ma told me to put some turgid in the machine when I washed my clothes. She didn't say nothing about using it on vegetables!
You are making my medulla oblongata hurt.
What? Crudite?
Funny. Funny comments.
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