- To the tiger, whom after being taunted, kicked some ass. "Don't tease me, bro!" she was heard saying before she leapt the wall and ate human. RIP, tiger.
- To the bull, whom after being tortured in the ring, impaled a human in places most humans don't want to be impaled. "Suck this, human!" he was heard saying before jammed his horns in some eyesocket and piehole and other holes. Unlike the tiger, the bull survived--it's forbidden to kill bulls in Colombia. Yay! Not bullshit!
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Let's Start Off 2008 With a Few Animal High Fives
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I think all cats should be allowed to kill jerks.
we'd have such a smaller jerk problem if that was possible.
though i'd have been dead years ago. . .
I wish the tiger ate all three
If that Columbian dude has been gored 55 times in the last 4 years, he needs to find a safer profession - like juggling nitroglycerine or something.
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