I Invite You to Take a Dump on My Sofa

My beautiful new Floral Bouquet Sofa Cover in brown allows you to do just that. Or did you already? What about a piss? Hard to say when your sofa cover's got brown and yellow splotches all over it. Got dogs? Bring 'em over too. Get on up here on the couch, boys! Good boys. Sit.

Floral Bouquet Furniture Covers
"Lovely" floral print chair and sofa covers breathe new life into tired old furniture and cover up soiled upholstery. 100% polyester throws are fringed all around and have non-skid foam backings. Machine wash. Made in the USA.
Available in colors: Green (GRN), Beige (BGE), Brown (BRN), Rose (ROS) or Blue (BLUE)
Available in sizes: Love Seat (70" x 120"), Sofa (70" x 140") or Large Sofa (70" x 170")

Floral Bouquet Furniture Covers
- Large Sofa Cover
Item 68338

WEB SALE! was $29.99.... NOW $17.99

Choose Color: Color BGE/ Color BLU/ Color BRN/ Color GRN/ Color ROS

Quantity: As many as you can cram into your creepy crummy clutter cottage