She's a Maniac, Maniac in the Store

And the Award

for

The Ugliest Pair of Shorts Someone Has Committed to by Immediately Ripping the Tags Off

goes to:

Anne Altman!

~

Also:

I'm so out of shape, I almost broke my arm trying to put a sports bra on.

And:

I almost had a nervous breakdown while buying the ugly shorts in Century 21. Since the USA is the new Mexico, the entire EU is over here at Century 21 buying empty suitcases and cramming them with designer clothing and accessories at rock bottom prices with nary a "Thank you" or "Excuse me" or "I'm sorry your President is stupid and you can't afford to shop here anymore."