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"Keith Walendowski is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said 'I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
I Can Do That
a poem by Keith Walendowski
I can do that
It's my lawnmower
and
it's my yard
so
I can shoot it
if I want.
6 comments:
Someone should turn that poem into a good ole country song. (Maybe someone already has!)
So much depends
upon
a broken lawn
mower
riddled with bullet
holes
in Keith Walendowski's
yard.
I think he will miss it because now he has nothing with which to cut his hair.
In his defense, I've seen his lawn mower and it's a real jerk.
With that kind of attitude, it's a good thing his kids did their chores without being asked twice. I wouldn't want to be accused of not working around Keith Walendowski.
I don't know why this is brilliant and yet....can't. Stop. LAUGHING.
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