Monday, July 21, 2008

Ode to the Chick With the Fat Ass in the Blue Cotton Knit Dress

Good mornin, fair lass!
Pickin' your ass?
I see, I see!
So far times three!
Once exiting the subway door
A few times down the floor
Wait, did I see four?
Four times, picking the dress out of your ass?
It's early, only 9
Do you have the time
to be picking your ass all day? You do?
I've only known you a minute or two
and I agree, royal blue looks wonderful on you
But the dress is unkind to your physique
and to your crack
which is deep
Someone should have told you that knits are unforgiving
I realize I'm a creep
but it's true
You've really gotta lose that dress or have your ass cut off.
Love,
Anne

2 comments:

whipcreamy said...

wow

Micgar said...

woulda a guy say that though-just saying!