Things That Ping Around in Andy Roddick's Dome Piece

Topless tennis star Andy Roddick apparently lives in my friend Petey's Manhattan neighborhood. Petey saw him walking down the street one day with his backwards baseball hat and hot girlfriend and some other dude, and he decided to quicken his pace to get behind them and see what a snippet of Andy Roddick's conversation is all about.

And this, my friends, is what it's all about:

Andy: (to girlfriend, whom he has his arm around):

"So this girl totally wanted me and I was like, ppppfffffffffff whatever!"