simplify
*Husband: Handsome, smart, charming, fertile, wealthy, often away on business
**House: Friggin' nice, all hooked up with wicked nice shit including a trampoline
would the trampoline be indoors our outdoors?
outdoors, next to a highway.
Ok, let's do it. Wait, already married. Never mind, my bad.
join the rest of your crowd and take a seat, bill. you smug marrieds, you. *sigh*
I only have an apartment.
ok. can i think about it?
Can I have the first pick of your reject applications??? Also- we have trampoline in the Hamptons! I want to have a Fall party out there for my peeps! NO KIDS!! Maybe for my birthday??? Hmmm....
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would the trampoline be indoors our outdoors?
outdoors, next to a highway.
Ok, let's do it. Wait, already married. Never mind, my bad.
join the rest of your crowd and take a seat, bill. you smug marrieds, you.
*sigh*
I only have an apartment.
ok. can i think about it?
Can I have the first pick of your reject applications??? Also- we have trampoline in the Hamptons! I want to have a Fall party out there for my peeps! NO KIDS!! Maybe for my birthday??? Hmmm....
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