He: Yes you did!
She: No I didn't!
He: Yes you DID!
She: No I didn't! I did NOT say I sucked his dick!
He: Yes you did!
She: No I DIDN'T! I did NOT say the words, I sucked his dick!
He: Yes you did!
She: No I didn't!
Oh, my. Now, she might not have sucked his dick, but there's a good chance she licked it a little. Either way, I pitied them both, as this is a fight with no winners. Best case scenario is that she forever feels misunderstood, and he forever sees another dude's dick in her mouth. The end.
6 comments:
That's too funny.
I would NOT want to be heard on any street, having that conversation. WOW, how embarrasing but funny for you.
Top Douchebag Requirement for Girl of Douche Dreams:
Woman whose mouth has never known peen, but intuitively knows how to expertly hoover the right (=douche)peen when said douche deems that time hoover time.
yep.
sigh.
Anne-you hear the best conversations! Whatta ya have super-tuned ears or something?!
yep.
sigh.
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